Tuesday, 28 January 2014

I am not ready to waive my rights  to write my Reviews on film critics.
 This one is about MASTER OF FAKE UPDATES  .NUT_NAKKAN . (FICTIONAL CHARACTER. ANY RESEMBLACE TO REAL PERSONS ,LIVING OR DEAD,  IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)
And now lets see about this Fictional NUT_NAKKAN.
The founder of Two English words - Humongous and phenomenal ..
 He does a very good job as a jalra. (lamp holder)
His recent performances  as a critic in  PEELA 2 , Rambam and Eerum were excellent. Unconfirmed and biased sources were his fuel and backup.
His reviews were always stereotypical... words he used were appealing for some audiences and Funny for most of the others. His reviews were Breathtaking, Gripping, fascinating, fantastic and overwhelming for some Biased audiences whereas for majority of others it is absolutely humourous, lousy , manipulative, silly , highly unoriginal and stupid.
Thats why he is also referred to as ROFL mannan.
 He usually wont watch a film twice. But if he does, it is a blockbuster,according to him. Recently he saw Eeerum twice. Before that,  he saw PEELA 2.
Theatre owners usually report their day's collection first  to this NUT_NAKKAN.
 He is the proprietor of newly opened VADA shops in multiplex theatre premises.
Many producers recognised him as a replacement of film posters.
He is a slick entertainer, humorous critic but his comedies were not executed effectively as technical words   spoiled the flow.  Eventhough his reviews were riddled with technical words, he lacks basic substance of a film critic . Watch his review for unintentional comedies alone.
MY RATING (square root of 9 plus decimal point of standard deviation of 9/9)